Snack Ranger T-Shirt – 80s Retro Edition Bulldog Patriot - Unisex t-shirt
Black / XS
$27.50
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$27.50
Regular price
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Unleash your inner legend with the ultimate 80s throwback design: Snack Ranger.
At the top sits a bold, high-impact retro logo featuring “SNACK RANGER” in massive, beveled orange-and-yellow lettering with a glowing blue metallic bar and starburst highlight, flanked by fierce silver-and-orange wings — pure 80s rock vibe meets snack-fueled glory!
Below it, a jacked, battle-ready English Bulldog dominates the scene. This muscular warrior is geared up in full tactical vest and knee pads, aggressively chowing down on a massive sandwich while rocking a towering backpack loaded with donuts, chips, candy, and every snack imaginable. He stands strong against a vibrant retro sunset circle with classic horizontal orange, yellow, and red stripes — pure 1980s nostalgia.
This design perfectly captures that over-the-top, tough-yet-fun 80s action-hero energy with a Bulldog Patriot twist. Ideal for anyone who attacks life (and snacks) like a true Ranger.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Snack Ranger T-Shirt – 80s Retro Edition Bulldog Patriot - Unisex t-shirt
$27.50
Sale price
$27.50
Regular price
At the top sits a bold, high-impact retro logo featuring “SNACK RANGER” in massive, beveled orange-and-yellow lettering with a glowing blue metallic bar and starburst highlight, flanked by fierce silver-and-orange wings — pure 80s rock vibe meets snack-fueled glory!
Below it, a jacked, battle-ready English Bulldog dominates the scene. This muscular warrior is geared up in full tactical vest and knee pads, aggressively chowing down on a massive sandwich while rocking a towering backpack loaded with donuts, chips, candy, and every snack imaginable. He stands strong against a vibrant retro sunset circle with classic horizontal orange, yellow, and red stripes — pure 1980s nostalgia.
This design perfectly captures that over-the-top, tough-yet-fun 80s action-hero energy with a Bulldog Patriot twist. Ideal for anyone who attacks life (and snacks) like a true Ranger.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |